CRIKEY ......... TIME DOESN'T HALF SKID ON PAST YA IF YOUR NOT PAYING ATTENTION!




Some people may attribute my 2 month blogging coma as a sign of great age and ensuing dementia, others may have explained my absence to a short spell in rehab but the simple truth of the matter is that I have been gosh darn run off of me feet!

One minute I am clearing up the debris caused by 6 weeks of summer vacation and the next minute its 63 shopping days til Christmas. 63 days that is if you live in the normal world, in Swampland its considerably less cause all the shops are closed for no bloody good reason on a Monday morning and all day on Sunday.

I guess I should pay more attention.

Here is a brief catch up of stuff that has happened over the last couple of months;

Hamish's demise has been attributed to a Mexican stand off with Cloggy's Rooster.











Oldest Baby Cloggy turned 20 and received a basket of socks as recognition. He still refuses to move out.





Cloggy has become the 'Marco van Basten' equivilent for the girls under 10's team at Haackey Hockey Club.
Smallest Baby Cloggy plays in this team and has come home with a few choice words about her fathers coaching techniques - I suppose if she has to learn to swear she may as well learn it from the master himself.






Middle Baby Cloggy is not improving with age but he has a wicked back hand shot so we forgive him.





And me ...... Well I had the most excellent conversation with the Jehovah's Witness's a few weeks ago. I pointed out the slight flaw in their recruitment technique - i.e. If God has already chosen the few (and it isn't that many) that will ascend into heaven on the day of judgement why the feck would they want to shorten their odds of being in the Almighty's selection by expanding their brethren? They refused to let me take a photograph but did leave a couple of their God bothering flyers.
Personally I prefer the Mormons, there is a lot to be said about a religion that advocates stock piling of canned food for Armageddon.