
The ID of an English Woman

If you have a Birthday around Christmas or New Year you typically get a combined ChristBirth present or, when you get to my age,
nothing at all.
The Dutch are very sociable when it comes to birthdays and congratulate not only the Birthday Girl/Boy but also all of the immediate family members + any Grandparents/Uncles/Aunts/3rd Cousins14
times removed etc. that are lurking around. There's a lot of kissing of cheeks and shaking of hands.
Now ...... I am an easy person to please when it comes to choosing a present for me although there are ground rules. Nothing kitchen related and nothing with a plug on it. If I need a
new potato peeler or hair dryer I'll go and get it myself!
Over the years that I have been married to Cloggy he has become very good at surprising me on my birthday but this year he excelled himself. I was awoken with breakfast in bed and a carrier bag
full of chocolate. It looked as if he had forgotten my birthday completely and made a mad dash to the Gas Station and bought their entire stock.
I must admit I was a little disappointed but didn't have time to dwell as I had to be in Utrecht at 10 for work. I love my job and the appointment was particularly jolly and succesful so I
had a good day. I got home at 4 to find that the Baby Cloggys had prepared dinner and had a bottle of Champagne on ice.
After making sure that I was comfortably sat by the fire with a glass of bubbles and a plate full of chocolate to hand they all disappeared with Cloggy. Half an hour later they came home
with my REAL birthday present ............ An 8 week old Cairn Terrier puppy which they had already named 'The Knobbly Clog' - whatever that is!
Knobbly is roughly the size of a 1kg bag of pasta and thinks he's a German Shepherd! He is already best friends with our donkey sized Brown Labrador and loves snow.
Meet Knobbly - HOW CUTE IS THIS! I am not known for my love of small yapper type dogs but this little critter has just melted my heart!
i had a dream last night about the very same puppy i swear ...weird. anyway cuuute!
give him loads of kisses from me!
.... In England if you have weird dreams its attributed to eating cheese before bedtime! Honest!
In Holland if you have weird dreams its attributed to smokin to much hash.