No ..... I am not talking about the sad and untimely demise of Micheal Jackson, may he finally rest in peace. I am talking about the peanuts I put out daily on the bird table.

This has been going on for WEEKS!

I've been getting through sacks of the things, as fast as I could put them out they were disappearing and the pilfering culprit/s were nowhere to be found. It was like having a 'stealth nut thief' lurking in the undergrowth who only came out of his hiding place when he could see that the coast was clear.

It couldn't possibly of been birds polishing off the peanuts because the amount that were disappearing on a daily basis would have made it impossible for them to fly. No ..... another critter must be responsible.

 

Then today, as I was sat at the kitchen table writing up the weekly reports, I heard a munching sound. I grabbed my camera and crawled across the kitchen floor to the open window and slowly looked out. "

HA HA  CAUGHT YA!"

Now I would like proudly introduce my nut thief.

We call him 'MP' (after the thieving Members of Parliament in the UK who have been in the news recently because of their shady expense accounting activities).

















What with chickens, bats, cats, dumb-ass dogs, swallows, wasps and the kids pet rats I would not be surprised at this point if an elephant walked across the back yard.

........ but then again I probably would!


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On the way home today I spotted this bit of 'TopGun' junk at a car dealership in
St. Isidorushoeve. (http://www.sint-isidorushoeve.nl/)
.After sitting in a 13km traffic jam on the A1 this morning I was sorely tempted to buy it!


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"MUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM THE CATS CAUGHT A BATTTTTTTTTTTTTT"   woke me up at 6.15 this morning! 
My first thought was "HUH?  Dr. Suess nightmare". My second thought was "your kidding me its only 6"!


The youngest Baby Cloggy  was not going to let me go back to sleep, oh no, she had wrestled the cat, amazingly managed to rescue the little bat intact and had now brought it into my bedroom for inspection.

"What are you going to do Mum"? she quizzed  

HOW THE FECK SHOULD I KNOW ITS A BAT FOR GOD SAKES!

I told her I didn't know what to do with it but we should find a box ,shred up some bog roll and make it a nest until I had figured out a plan. Youngest Baby Cloggy came back with an empty cat food box, which I found a bit ironic, and a sock which she had placed the bat in. The little beast was beginning to look better already.

We called Cloggy, he was at work already, and asked what we should do ......... "Give it back to the cat"  ........  was all he could come up with. Of course Cloggys approach to wildlife rehabilitation was rejected by his daughter.

In the end Baby Cloggy decided that we should phone up those "really nice people" from the Animal Planet Channel 'Wildlife SOS' who would surely know what to do with the bat.  It was 6.40 by this time, which is still early in NL let alone the UK, so I promised to call them at 10. This plan was acceptable to Baby Cloggy and an hour later she peddaled off to school to tell her little cloggy mates all about her adventure.

10am came around and I dutifully called the people at 'Wildlife SOS'. (http://www.wildlifeaid.org.uk ) A friendly lady answered the phone and politely listened while I explained the situation. "We get lots of bats" she said.

"Check to see if his wings are torn" ...... They weren't
"Keep him warm" ..... Batty was snuggled into his sock.
"At dusk take him outside and let him go, don't throw him in the air just let him fly off of your hand" ......

Should I feed him?  "We normally give them some meal worms" was the reply. I thanked her for advice and she wished me luck.  What a great organisation, not only are they nice on the TV they are nice in real life as well!

I didn't have any meal worms so I fed Batty little bits of the steak that Cloggy was going to have for dinner. Serves him right for being so mean!

Dusk arrived so Baby Cloggy and I went outside to release Batty.

Many Thanks to the very nice lady at Wildlife Aid in the UK for her sound advice.




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The concept of a weekly village market is becoming less and less in the UK. People rely on the big ol' supermarket chains that are open daily from daybreak to vampire hours and can sell you food at knock down prices because of industrial farming.

Here in Twente, and the rest of the Netherlands, there remains a thriving weekly farmers market environment and I love it to bits!
Not only is it a great place to buy groceries that are fresh off of the farm but its also a great place to entertain your house guests.

I can loose my Father and #4 for hours at the farmers market.

In Haaksbergen the weekly market is held on a Wednesday. Today I have had a chat with the biggest Veggie Stall owner in the market square.

When I first began frequenting the weekly market  this stall was hands down the most busiest with people 3 deep waiting to be served. I was enormously curious as to why and his answer was very simple. "Good produce, sourced locally at reasonable prices".

Our veggie stall holder was a man of few words.

As it was such a nice day the youngest baby Cloggy and I had decided to bicycle into the village. This took a little longer than anticipated because we were distracted by a beautiful little foal on the way and by the time we got to the Markt everybody was packing up.

After a mooch around the village and an illicit visit to the icecream parlour (I'm sorry Sonja I slipped off of the diet wagon) we cycled home again getting distracted by the cute foal.

Next week I'll get there earlier and take some better photos.


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Cloudy Sunshine cocktail recipe.

1 2/3 oz Gin
1 2/3 oz coconut rum
2 oz lemonade
5/6 oz lime juice

Build over ice in a highball glass. Too strong? Half the spirits and lime but still fill with lemonade.


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The Cloggy home has sprung a leak. A few days ago, during a downpour of biblical proportions,  I was sat in the study with nothing but my umbrella for protection from the elements and 3 sauce-pans to catch the drips. It was wetter inside the house than it was outside.

 I dutifully informed Cloggy that his roof had a few holes in it and asked if I should get a tradesman in to take a look? Shoulders were shrugged and comments were mumbled as he disappeared into his work shed. A few minutes later he emerged with his ladders. I left him to it and went off to pick up one of the Baby Cloggys from a play date. When I returned I was met by the following site.

Yes .... Cloggy had repaired the roof himself using my recyclable Albert Hein shopping bags and a roll of duct tape he had filched from the neighbour.
During his repairs he unfortunately found out that there were more critters living in our roof space than just the birds.

2 wasps nests had been discovered!

What to do??????? The previous Cloggy assault on a wasp nest had involved 5 litres of petrol, a cigarette lighter and a fireball which brought the neighbours running to see what had occurred. The wasp nest had been under a rock in the back garden.
Mercifully Cloggy decided that those tactic's were not applicable in this particular circumstance .....

A few vain attempts were made to empty a can of bug killer in the general vicinity of the nests but only resulted in the wasps, who were already mad, getting even madder and firing off few well aimed shots at Cloggy.

Now ... EVEN Cloggy can feel a wasps sting so he gave up the ghost and slouched off into the damp study in order to google "Waspinator".
He had admitted defeat and realised that in order to get the tiles back on the roof before the next downpour an expert in pest control must be engaged.

After a short while the aforementioned "Wasp Murderer" pulled his wagon of insect death into the drive way and immediately proceeded to suit up. An hour later he had completed his task, drunk a cup of coffee, discussed the upcoming season for FC Twente, been paid for his services and gone home.

He was a very efficient and friendly chap, with reasonable rates, who I heartily recommend to all in Twente who have a problem with unwanted guests of the non-human variety, here's a link to his website; http://www.antisect.nl/diensten.htm.

That done .... all Cloggy had left to do was figure out how to put all of the tiles back on the roof.

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How NOT to excercise your dog, no matter how dumb it is!


 


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As it is Fathers Day we were woken up hellishly early by the 2 youngest Baby Cloggys who had made breakfast in bed for their dear ol' Papa. After the self made cards were admired we took to our bikes, hitched up the dogs and disappeared into the gorgeous Twente countryside for a bit of a pedal.          
                                                                                   
The whole region of Twente has a myriad of cycling routes that  take you through nature reserves and past well placed watering holes which provide the much required Sunday Morning Coffee or something a bit stronger if your constitution can cope with it. 
Here is a link to a great cycle route;
http://www.routeyou.com/route/view/101169/cycling-route-haaksbergen-buurse-haaksbergen.en
As we had the dogs with us we only cycled a partial bit of the route. The rest of the time we were playing by the river.

This is the youngest Lab - hes not the sharpest tool in the shed but he does love the water and if you throw the stick he's JUST GOT TO CHASE IT!

Take Off


Splash Down


More of a submarine than a doggy paddle

Exit

Drying Off


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Now we have the beasts what do we call them? All my suggestions have been shot down in flames by the Baby Cloggys, I thought Tikka-Marsala and Potpie were quite cool names. 
 
So here is your chance to contribute to the general mayhem of the Clog Family life.
We have 2 lady chickens and 1 Rooster. Post your suggestions via the comments button below and all offered names will be reviewed, edited for content and considered.

The winning names will be published along side a photo of the lucky cluck at a later date.






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CLOGGYS VERY FIRST EGG!


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Your chance to name Cloggys chickens
Good Grief Cloggy has FINALLY chosen names!
See the Blog on 24th December for details.

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