No ..... I am not talking about the sad and untimely demise of Micheal Jackson, may he finally rest in peace. I am talking about the peanuts I put out daily on the bird table.
This has been going on for WEEKS!
I've been getting through sacks of the things, as fast as I could put them out they were disappearing and the pilfering culprit/s were nowhere to be found. It was like having a 'stealth nut
thief' lurking in the undergrowth who only came out of his hiding place when he could see that the coast was clear.
It couldn't possibly of been birds polishing off the peanuts because the amount that were disappearing on a daily basis would have made it impossible for them to fly. No ..... another critter
must be responsible.
Then today, as I was sat at the kitchen table writing up the weekly reports, I heard a munching sound. I grabbed my camera and crawled across the kitchen floor to the open window and slowly
looked out. "
HA HA CAUGHT YA!"
Now I would like proudly introduce my nut thief.
We call him 'MP' (after the thieving Members of Parliament in the UK who have been in the news recently because of their shady expense accounting activities).
What with chickens, bats, cats, dumb-ass dogs, swallows, wasps and the kids pet rats I would not be surprised at this point if an elephant walked across the back yard.
........ but then again I probably would!

,shred up some bog
roll and make it a nest until I had figured out a plan. Youngest Baby Cloggy came back with an empty cat food box, which I found a bit ironic, and a sock which she had placed the bat in. The little
beast was beginning to look better already.
immediately proceeded to suit up. An hour later he had completed his task, drunk a cup of coffee, discussed the upcoming season for FC Twente, been paid for his
services and gone home.
We have 2 lady chickens and 1 Rooster. Post your suggestions via the comments button below and all
offered names will be reviewed, edited for content and considered.






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